Elsie Fallulah Freaks Me Out

Dearest friends on the internet,
Monday is officially packing up its crap and getting ready to head out of our lives for another seven days! Thank goodness!

Thank you all for your support in my attempt to coach Miss Elsie. I will be honest...I did not even attempt to have a discussion with her today. There were many reasons why:

1. It was too hot.
2. I was tired.
3. I didn’t sleep well last night.
4. Georgie threw up on my favorite pillow.
5. And maybe the most important reason...Elsie freaks me out. I’m scared she will beat me to a pulp.

Right now she is chasing Harry Connick Junior Graves III through the house just because she can. What happened to nice little old lady cats? Shouldn’t she be resting in her twilight years? I just want to stay out of her cross hairs.

In other news, I was so stressed about dealing with Elsie that I did not get a single word written in my book today. I must do better tomorrow.

I hope you all have a lovely evening and are ready for another day ahead. It’s going to be wicked hot. Please consider putting water out for the wildlife that may be in your yard. They are really struggling right now. Oh, and also...please go wash your hands and wear a face mask. Now don’t give me any guff about it because I’m cranky and do not feel like putting up with it.

Very truly yours,
Bob